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After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Easy Receipes, Describe Her, Funny Monsters, Grandma Funny, Jokes And Riddles, A Banana, Just Kidding, Riddles, An Eye
The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
an image of a man and woman in bed with the text mother had 3 virgin daughters, they were all getting married within a short time period
A Mother Had Three Virgin Daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
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A Gynaecologist Waits On His Last Patient.
A gynaecologist waits on his last patient, who does not arrive. After an hour, he makes a gin and tonic to relax. After he settles into an armchair to read the newspaper, he hears the doorbell ring. It’s the patient, who arrives all embarrassed and apologizes for the delay. “It doesn’t matter,” answers the doctor. “Look, I was having a gin and tonic while waiting. Do you want one to help you relax?”......
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the river...... MORE READING CLICK HERE ; https://bit.ly/3MHCRRK Funny Jokes, Sitting In A Tree, The Lizard, A Monkey, Looking Up, A Tree, The River
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the river...... MORE READING CLICK HERE ; https://bit.ly/3MHCRRK
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At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?" "Good question ," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll.".....
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A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck.
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A Blonde Woman Working In Pharmacy
A blonde woman started work in the Village chemist shop, she was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The Chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days, and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling condoms.
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought, “I must be losing my mind. I swear we just went through a red light.”
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Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy,explains to them how it works. “We have six stories, including the lobby,” he says. “Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. To help you, each floor has a sign telling you what’s on it.” summer
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Ford F150
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.” The father looks at him like he’s crazy.
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grandma dance Grandma is always funny, cheerful, loves to dance and is energetic and age is just a number to her
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Mom know everything
Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate..... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....
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Snoring Dog
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
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Because I'm blonde
ne day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” The mother responds, “Very good honey.”
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A husband and wide are moving
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed,