Funny jokes for adults

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an old man and woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died
A old man and old woman
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral. Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at the grave with his dog and spend a few minutes out there.
a pink background with the words amazing joke on it
A American woman goes to England
An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session.
a pink background with the words two people living in a retirement home, an elderly man and an elderly woman, had known each other for a number of years
Funny Joke > Yes Or No?
Two people living in a retirement home, an old man and an old woman, had known each other for several years.
an image with the caption that reads, i don't know what to do
The emergency room doctor asked her
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
a woman is at the funeral of her husband, everyone is going up to say kind words about him
A woman is at the funeral
A woman is at the funeral of her husband, everyone is going up to say kind words about him, when one man turns around to the wife and says,
an image of a woman talking to someone on her phone with the caption that reads,
Funny Joke – A mom visits her son
A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there’s more between him and his roommate.
an animated joke with the caption that reads,'a 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine
Funny Joke – old lady
A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?”
an old tex went to chicago and thought he would buy a new city
A old Texan went to Chicago
An old Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered,
an image of two cartoon characters talking to each other
$200 Just For One Night – Humor
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want to spend the night with you.” All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
a woman holding a beer glass with the caption saying, blonde sits down in a bar next to a redhead both of them are having a good time
A blonde sits down in a bar
A blonde sits down in a bar next to a redhead. Both of them are having a good time when the news comes on the TV.
a cartoon character with the caption did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy? and he said, i don't know what to get my wife for her birthday she
Funny Joke ‣ Birthday Gift
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said,
a woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy.
an elderly couple was driving across the country while the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol
A elderly couple was driving
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
an orange truck with black lettering on the front and bottom, says it's okay to
Ford f 150
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”