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if i had a dollar for every time I faked a smile, i'd be a billionaire This is so true to me. Quotes Deep Feelings, Mood Quotes, Life Quotes, Quotes Quotes, Feeling Hurt Quotes, Emotion Quotes, Qoutes, Fake Smile Quotes, Friend Quotes

If I had a dollar every time I faked a smile I'd be a billionaire

Someone from East Liverpool, Ohio, US posted a whisper, which reads "If I had a dollar every time I faked a smile I'd be a billionaire "

Summer = Hippie Juice Smirnoff Watermelon Vodka - Triple Sec - Malibu Coconut Rum - 4 scoops Country Time Pink Lemonade Mix - Water, and Strawberries! Going to sub lemon juice for triple sec and Crystal Light for the pink lemonade. Summer Drinks, Cocktail Drinks, Beach Drinks, Mix Drinks, Summer Food, Summer Parties, Alcoholic Drinks For The Beach, Easy Rum Drinks, Drinks With Coconut Rum

HIPPIE JUICE - THE ORIGINAL RECIPE

HIPPIE JUICE - THE ORIGINAL RECIPE (2010) Once upon a time in the Summer of 2010, a joyous gathering of assorted performers and costumed c...

My demons can't swim in whiskey, but they sure try. Atticus quotes for likes quotes ATTICUS The Words, Pretty Words, Beautiful Words, Quotes To Live By, Me Quotes, Atticus Quotes, Whiskey Quotes, Drinking Quotes, My Demons

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Just a boy on the yellowbrick road searching for the Wiz. @atticuspoetry

Right now that is by fact the truth Chin up and flush that 7 inch tall glass filled with whiskey down your throat. And start filling it up again. Haha Funny, Hilarious, Lol, Funny Stuff, Funny Shit, Funny Pics, Funny Things, Me Quotes, Funny Quotes

Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called bartenders. More

Girls night in! 3 oz Sutter Home Moscato, 1 oz Vanilla vodka, 1 oz Strawberry soda. Garnish with a strawberry. Shake Moscato & Vanilla vodka with ice. Pour into fav cocktail glass & top with strawberry soda. Garnish with a strawberry. Cocktails Vin, Cocktail Drinks, Cocktail Recipes, Cocktail Glass, Martinis, Sweet Cocktails, Fruity Cocktails, Cocktail Ideas, Cheers

Awesome for a Friday after work when you've decided to stay in and hang out with friends.

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a bartender and saw a guy spike a girls drink last night. So I confiscated the drink told the bouncers to detain him and called the cops like a real bartender would. Sweet Stories, Cute Stories, True Quotes, Funny Quotes, Just In Case, Just For You, Whisper Quotes, Human Kindness, Whisper Confessions

I'm a bartender and saw a guy spike a girls drink last night. So I confiscated the drink told the bouncers to detain him and called the cops like a real bartender would.

Someone from Minnetonka, Minnesota, US posted a whisper, which reads "I'm a bartender and saw a guy spike a girls drink last night. So I confiscated the drink told the bouncers to detain him and called the cops like a real bartender would."

and Confessions Episode Rose Sangria (WATCH!) - Domesticate ME Rose Sangria with Strawberries, Peaches and Basil. (Plus a hilarious how-to video.)Rose Sangria with Strawberries, Peaches and Basil. (Plus a hilarious how-to video. Festive Cocktails, Wine Cocktails, Summer Cocktails, Fun Drinks, Beverages, Sangria Drink, Alcoholic Drinks, Healthy Cocktails, Sangria Au Champagne

Cocktails and Confessions Episode 1: Rose Sangria (WATCH!) - Domesticate ME

Light, fruity, and refreshing, this delicious rose sangria with strawberries, peaches and basil is guaranteed to become a summertime favorite!

Someone from Indian Trail, North Carolina, US posted a whisper, which reads "I'm a bartender. Last night I saw a guy drug a girl's drink. When he wasn't looking I switched the drinks. Watched that guy drug himself. Anonymous Confessions, Funny Jokes, Hilarious, Whisper Quotes, Whisper Confessions, Whisper App, Gives Me Hope, Faith In Humanity Restored, Lol

I'm a bartender. Last night I saw a guy drug a girl's drink. When he wasn't looking I switched the drinks. Watched that guy drug himself.

Someone from Indian Trail, North Carolina, US posted a whisper, which reads "I'm a bartender. Last night I saw a guy drug a girl's drink. When he wasn't looking I switched the drinks. Watched that guy drug himself. "

Don't know about the fighting while drunk part, but the rest is me. The most funny caps. Our sen Drunk Humor, Sarcastic Humor, Sarcasm, Nurse Humor, Whisper Confessions, Whisper App, Ate Too Much, Getting Drunk, Haha Funny

If you're ever looking for a slightly psychopathic girl who swears too much, eats too much, and will probably try and fight you while drunk then Here I am!

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "If you're ever looking for a slightly psychopathic girl who swears too much, eats too much, and will probably try and fight you while drunk then Here I am!"

"I'm a bartender. Last night I saw a guy drug another girl's drink. While he wasn't looking, I switched the drinks. Watched that guy drug himself" ❤ Me Quotes, Funny Quotes, Funny Memes, Hilarious, Whisper App Confessions, Anonymous Confessions, Whisper Quotes, Gives Me Hope, Faith In Humanity Restored

I'm a bartender. Last night I saw a guy drug another girl's drink. While he wasn't looking, I switched the drinks. Watched that guy drug himself

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I'm a bartender. Last night I saw a guy drug another girl's drink. While he wasn't looking, I switched the drinks. Watched that guy drug himself"

"As a bartender, I have no issues taking away your keys, calling a cab, or if you wait til I'm off I'll drive you home. Whisper App Confessions, Anonymous Confessions, Distracted Driving, Dont Drink And Drive, Gives Me Hope, Bartenders, Greater Good, Faith In Humanity, E Cards

As a bartender, I have no issues taking away your keys, calling a cab, or if you wait til I'm off I'll drive you home. Just don't drink and drive.

Someone from Virginia Beach, Virginia, US posted a whisper, which reads "As a bartender, I have no issues taking away your keys, calling a cab, or if you wait til I'm off I'll drive you home. Just don't drink and drive."

I wanna throw a party With nonalcoholic drinks And see how many People get drunk, lol Haha Funny, Lol, Hilarious, Watch The World Burn, Fraggle Rock, Whisper Confessions, Whisper App, How Many People, Throw A Party

20 College Students Confess Their Secrets

There are plenty of times during college when all you need is a safe place to vent about your biggest worries, share a story that’s just dow

National Tequila Day is on July 24 for all of the margarita lovers out there. Here are 25 tequila quotes and memes about margaritas to remind you why you love them so much. Margarita Quotes, Tequila Quotes, Alcohol Quotes, Funny Alcohol, National Tequila Day, National Margarita Day, Bar Quotes, Funny Quotes, Wine Quotes

Wanna know the difference between a man and a margarita? Margarita hits the spot every time.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads " Wanna know the difference between a man and a margarita? Margarita hits the spot every time."

This is how much I hate phones. If I could I'd go back in time & kill alexander graham bell. Confession Bear meme - Cast your vote, share, discuss and browse similar memes Bear Meme, Koala Meme, Funny Koala, Funny Bears, Funny Things, Funny Stuff, Awesome Stuff, Stupid Things, Awesome Movies

29 Reasons Every Nurse Deserves A Vacation

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I love my job I love my job I love my job. Wait, that's wrong. It pays the bills It pays the bills It pays the bills. That's better.

Someone from York, Pennsylvania, US posted a whisper, which reads "I love my job I love my job I love my job. Wait, that's wrong. It pays the bills It pays the bills It pays the bills. That's better."

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