A Mother's Day Tale: Once upon a time, long ago, Mother's Day was celebrated with a big [Festival]. One year, all the mom's with their [sweet red] lips got a little crazy. The [Copps] had to come and they said, "[Aldi's] mom's have to go home!" One mom got upset and said, "No, you [Piggly Wiggly], you go home!" Some of the other mom's [Snickers]'ed at this. All of the mom's then had to take a [Kwik Trip] to jail. This tale is the reason Mother's Day is now spent with families.