Sorry for the couple swear words, but this is the perfect random number text response!
Hilarious Texts About Ex vs. Bad Boys
I laughed way too hard at this
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For future reference
The whiskey one actually is not incorrect. That's how you can determine if it came from Canada or America. Canadians spell it whisky. Americans spell it whiskey. Hence Canadian WHISKY on the label...
Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED
Autocorrect FAIL/ had to post for all my friends who wear the badge... so someone actually had to tell me that unicorn is supposed to be uniFORM