The Ubiquitous Beard a bald beard :-)
This boy's got style
Clayton Pyle, short beard/long scruff. Wasn't taking him seriously at all, despite that "obey me" look in his eye.
If this man walked into my life right now and asked me to marry him, I'd probably say yes
Facial Hair - See hipsters? It's all been done, and has a name! You're not cool and your beard is weird!!