I think we can all agree that, at this point, misandry–which is defined as the dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against men, and has become somewhat of a crutch for white feminism on the internet–is boring and reductive. But sometimes, it just has to be said that boys suck. Not all the time, obviously, and not all boys (#notallboys, #notallmen, etc.), technically, but let’s look at the evidence. They suck when they text you, most of the time.