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I would so accept a date and some broccoli from a dude that did that for me, and I don't even like broccoli :P

That's awesome! I want that! My nerdy ass would be all over going on a date with a guy who gives be broccoli instead of flowers!

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Imm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my stout. - Tap the pin if you love super heroes too!

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Is this what happened to the Joker? He wears whack makeup to hide his lipstick knife scars?