Aren't you a little ray of pitch black
Haha guilty! Like saying "oops" in front of a patient while you're holding a needle in their arm. My bad.
People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite. - http://themindsjournal.com/people-who-reply-to-my-sarcasm-with-sarcasm-are-my-favorite/
Take their advice and use it against them! @rebelcircus #rebelcircus #funny…
Apparently "spite" is not an appropriate answer to "what motivates you?"
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My dad would not like this at all but it would be my answer minus the f word.
I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my friends and family expect that shit for free.