running humor | runners we suck at basketball
Running Humor #156 The runner who finishes last is the one who gets the most value out of their entry fee.
Running Humor #41: It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today. It's so you don't judge when I devour a whole bag of chips.
Running Humor #161: When I ask a non-runner friend if they want to run with me. - Friends, Joey, Phoebe
Me on race day when I spot a photographer. "Oh just casually running"
Running Humor #184: When you still haven't pooped before your race.
Running Humor #188: When a runner is in denial about an injury.
Only Runners Could Understand - Competitor Running
Running Humor #22: I am never running again. Oh, look, a race! - Nemo