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That’s a Lot Of Democracy

This is basically what we do in marching band.

Because War Can Be Boring Sometimes

Some may rag on them for these silly moments, but what better way to detoxify yourself than a bit of harmless fun?

That's An Impressive Convoy You Got... - Military humor

Like a horse-ridden cavalry taken out by an X-wing Fighter. I'd pay to watch this happen. Get me some popcorn and a large iced tea. They will done blow up real good, Billy Jim-Bob.

Military Humor.

Yes,Sir!I didn\'t see you at the camouflage practice today!Thank you, Sir!

Military punishments

Military punishments

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All kidding aside, if you're out in the wilderness, or the zombie apocalypse, carry at least one knife with you. It's not only for defending yourself. A knife is in many ways your most important survival tool, and it is for a reason.

Always carry a knife with you just in case there's cheesecake or you meet someone who needs to be stabbed. Let's stick with the cheesecake. • Your source for military humor!

Marine rifle safety rule: Keep your weapon on "no pew" until you are ready to fire.