"I'm scared that if I stop drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover will literally kill me."
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This sounds like an awesome way to get alcohol poisoning, or like. . . . . .you know a coma.
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"I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana. But I was the first to see it's potential as a tactical garment. The Tactical Turtleneck, Lana. The... Tactleneck!" Sterling Archer