Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy Anniversary!
AWW I can't wait to give this to Mr. White in about a week
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them: anniversary card for my parents.
underestimate me. that'll be fun. quotes. wisdom. advice. life lessons.
Or just the '80's in general
Funny free online cards for kind of mean, self absorbed, drunks. Bluntcard.com
November 30th is Stay Home Because You’re Well Day. I thought I should tell you now, so you have plenty of time to call in “sick.” Source
Happy Reformation Day!