The Office Dwight
Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best? Dwight Schrute:That’s a ridiculous question. Jim Halpert:False. Black bear. Dwight Schrute:That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought— Jim Halpert:Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight Schrute:Bears do not… What is going on?! What are you doing?!
Dwight: "Damn it! Jim!" Michael: "OK. Hold on, hold on. The judge is in session. What is the problem here?" Dwight: "He put my stuff in Jell-O again." Pam: [Laughing] Dwight: "That's real professional thanks. That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first two times either Jim." • from The Office (2005) • Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot