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a pink poster with an image of a boat and the words, he brought it home and his wife looks at him and says
A GOOD OLD ALABAMA BOY WON A BASS BOAT IN A RAFFLE DRAWING FunnyDays
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that? There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here. "He says, "I won i... #funny #joke #story
a pink background with an image of a church and the words, a husband and wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out
A HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE IN CHURCH FunnyRobo
A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.The husband notices this and goes to poke he.. #funny, #joke, #humor
an old lady is sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting told
LITTLE OLD LADIES FunnyRobo
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting oldThe first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing .. #funny, #joke, #humor
a woman police officer poem on blue background
A BLONDE WOMAN WAS SPEEDING DOWN THE ROAD FunnyRobo
a green background with an image of a cabin and the words as the night goes on, the tail tales get bigger and bigger after a while 90 years old
A BUNCH OF YOUNG GUYS ARE SITTING IN A HUNTING LODGE TELLING TALL TALES Funnycity
As the night goes on, the tall tales get bigger and bigger.After a while, 90 year old Gus, who has been sitting quietly in the corner says, “Let me tell you boys what happened to me in these.. #funny, #joke, #humor
a piece of cake with the words happy birthday on it and an image of a slice of
WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU MAKE Funnycity
an old woman sitting in front of a yellow background with the words, elsa, a
97 YEAR OLD MIDWIFE GETS ONE LAST WISH BEFORE GOING TO HEAVEN Funnycity
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, StPeter was standing there waiting for her.He said, “Welcome, Elsa.. #funny, #joke, #humor
two cartoon characters holding shovels and standing next to each other with the words queensland farmers, tim and bob are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer
A TEAM OF ARCHAEOLOGISTS WERE WORKING IN JERUSALEM Funnycity
A TEAM OF ARCHAEOLOGISTS WERE WORKING IN JERUSALEM Funnycity
a cartoon character holding a bottle with the caption jane read that milk bath would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her
MILK BATH Funnycity
Jane read that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk at her door.When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.. #funny, #joke, #humor
a cartoon character with a beard and mustache
A MARRIED MAN WAS VISITING HIS GIRLFRIEND Funnycity
A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”,When she requested that he shave his beard.“Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” #funny, #joke, #humor
a poem with two cars in the background
PLEASE DRINK FunnyPanda
Doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up,helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. ... #joke #humor #funny
an old man with grey hair and white hair is in front of a sign that says,
EINSTEIN IS BAFFLED BY THIS MANS QUIZZICAL QUESTION FunnyDumbo
Einstein says, "Let's play a gameI will ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500". The man agrees an... #humor #joke #funny
a woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to rome with her husband
ROME TRIP FunnyDumbo
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go... #funny #humor #joke
a poem written in english with a camel on the front and bottom, which reads daddy bought
THE CAMEL IS DEAD FunnyDumbo
Paddy bought a camel from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the camel the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. ... #joke #funny #humor
an old man at a podium with the words, this is said to be a favorite story
WHO WANT TO GO TO HELL ? FunnyDumbo
This is said to be a favorite story of Lyndon Johnson's. A preacher was becoming terribly distracted by a man who came to church every Sunday and slept through the enti... #humor #joke #funny