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Our relationship: Me: “All my stuff is in my locker but I forgot my combo lockernation!!” What my boyfriend hears: “derp.derp.derp.derp.derp.” My boyfriend: “Go get the master key.” What I hear: “Baby, du siehst gut aus. Ich will dich tanzen...

Our relationship: Me: “All my stuff is in my locker but I forgot my combo lockernation!” What my boyfriend hears: “derp.” My boyfriend: “Go get the master key.” What I hear: “Baby, du siehst gut aus. Ich will dich tanzen.