Percy Jackson and the Kane chronicles. This made me grin for like 5 minutes. to Leo fans: this is a joke only for people who have read the Kane Chronicles. well just don't come and try to murder me, ok?
Watch out, Nico! Percy's gonna give you poisoned McDonalds or something! You must go live with the Seven Demigods and have the dead do your laundry and chores! But Percy shall always be the sassiest of them all.