Funny birthday jokes

You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on...

For all of us out there who own a smartphone (that’s virtually everyone nowadays), we know how frustrating autocorrect can be at times. Sure, it helps more times than not, but it also likes to change words that you don’t want to change. And, sometimes, it can lead to some pretty hilarious text exchanges.

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

Birthdays are a time of celebration, laughs, and fun. Check out the top 101 birthday jokes that are bound to get you to LOL. #birthdayjokes #jokes

A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?” The cashier says "Yes" and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by...

Check out these birthday jokes for kids. Funny birthday humor for children — great for birthday cards and parties. Get ready to laugh! #BirthdayJokes #KidsJokes #Kids #Birthday

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

When you’ve had a few glasses too many, your perception of the world will not be quite the same as when you’re sober. If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with her girlfriends. Just before she leaves, she...

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

This is the story of how earrings became so popular for Men. John looked over at his co-worker Tom. He noticed that he had an earring.. -funny joke