Husband jokes

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.The husband notices this and goes to poke he.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A Woman Comes Home And Tells Her Husband. – A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower...

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped h.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Husband-wife jokes that will make you LOL for days! One of them is: My wife and I had a very happy twenty years. After that, we met.

A couple had just gotten married and where alone together on their first night. This […]

They decided on the word “typewriter.” One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.” The child told her...

A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house...

A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. – A husband and wife get up on Sunday

A couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin […]

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

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