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One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?” Then she uttered the words that ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

When you’ve had a few glasses too many, your perception of the world will not be quite the same as when you’re sober. If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with her girlfriends. Just before she leaves, she...

A woman thinks her husband is cheating on her so she comes up with a plan to catch him. She never expected what happened next... - funny wife joke

A woman thinks her husband is cheating on her so she comes up with a plan to catch him. She never expected what happened next... - funny wife joke

A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

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The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said, " Where are you, you know we have lots... #funny #joke #story

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said, " Where are you, you know we have lots... #funny #joke #story

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"   "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship."   "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"   "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

Funny Joke: Two women are on a girls’ night out, both of them married, loyal and exemplary wives. This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide...

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so she...

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