Husband jokes

Discover Pinterest’s best ideas and inspiration for Husband jokes. Get inspired and try out new things.
5k people searched this
·
Last updated 1d
a woman with purple hair is holding her hand to her face

A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house...

201
an old man and woman are going to their wedding in the same time as each other

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

319

Related interests

Husband jokes and more

Explore related boards