Mom jokes

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and

Btw when it ays beack its suppose to be beach

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

"Your mom" jokes are one of the most outdated, childish, and hilarious ways to come back at someone or to burn someone for absolutely no reason at all. Funny ...

Mother's Day is nearly here, which means breakfast in bed, chocolates, flowers, and...relatable memes! Because let's face it, being a mom has its fair share of ups and downs, throwing up all kinds of weird and wonderful scenarios that all proud mommas can relate to.Sometimes, a little comic relief and the knowledge that you are not alone in this is just the pick-me-up you need to smile and set off to pick up the LEGO for the 126th time today. So grab your coffee, wine, or whatever you fancy…

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Your mother's resume, in joke format.

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom : But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you

Yo Mama Jokes are a type of insult that targets another person through their mother. The earliest yo mama jokes come from Babylon in 1,500 BCE. Check out the top 100 yo mama jokes. #top10list