Old people jokes

A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?” The cashier says "Yes" and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by...

One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch between […]

83 year old Phillip was just going to bed, when his his 81 year old wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garage, which she could see from the bedroom window. Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but he then saw that there were 3 men breaking into his garage. He...

An old man and old woman had been married for

In its simplest meaning “Organizing” is a process of arranging things and keeping them into order. It is a part of life and can be performed at all

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." ...

Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small...

I’m 59 years young, feel pretty healthy, although I do get tired a little easier now. It might help if I slowed down a little. Never! I remember when I went for a physical and came out wonder…

An old lady wanted to withdraw money from a bank. The old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw £10”. The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM." The old lady wanted to know why. The teller returned her bank card and...