Wife jokes

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”

When you’ve had a few glasses too many, your perception of the world will not be quite the same as when you’re sober. If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with her girlfriends. Just before she leaves, she...

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racehorse I put a bet on a few days ago’. Satisfied, the wife apologised to her husband.Several days later the husband is lounging on the sofa when his wife comes up behind him and snacks him over the head.‘WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?’, he roared, leaping up and holding his head in pain.The wife ... Read more

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot. His...

A woman thinks her husband is cheating on her so she comes up with a plan to catch him. She never expected what happened next... - funny wife joke

Husband has affair with Wife's friend