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If I tried I couldn’t have planned this coincidence of postings on my twitter timeline better myself… :-) http://twitter.com/KCOYJason Bettering Myself, Coincidences, I Tried, Timeline, Jason, Sumo Wrestling, Humor, How To Plan, Twitter

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If I tried I couldn’t have planned this coincidence of postings on my twitter timeline better myself… :-) http://twitter.com/KCOYJason

Uh, no, seriously...are you gonna watch South Park or are you gonna scratch my ears and pet my back? No #kitty that's my #SouthPark Christmas Marathon on #ComedyCentral! No kitty that's a bad kitty! :-) Bad Kitty, Bad Cats, Comedy Central, South Park, Marathon, Seriously, Ears, Watch

Uh, no, seriously...are you gonna watch South Park or are you gonna scratch my ears and pet my back? No #kitty that's my #SouthPark Christmas Marathon on #ComedyCentral! No kitty that's a bad kitty! :-)

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Searching apartment listings...let's see here... $1375/month for 260 WHOLE sq ft? Wow! That's really, REALLY tempting! Ugh...SO tough to pass up! ;-) #apartment #California #bargain #notbargain Apartment Listings, Studio Room, Montecito, Searching, Tough, California, Let It Be, Kitchenette

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Searching apartment listings...let's see here... $1375/month for 260 WHOLE sq ft? Wow! That's really, REALLY tempting! Ugh...SO tough to pass up! ;-) #apartment #California #bargain #notbargain

This funny line from #MissCongeniality is just about right for #California's #CentralCoast right now! Although there are welcome #rain showers currently, the weather will be drier, brighter and warmer this afternoon! Funny Movies, Great Movies, Awesome Movies, Funny Movie Lines, Best Movie Lines, Netflix Movies, Popular Movies, Iconic Movies, Classic Movies

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This funny line from #MissCongeniality is just about right for #California's #CentralCoast right now! Although there are welcome #rain showers currently, the weather will be drier, brighter and warmer this afternoon!

#Haircut day for me today! I wonder if I should go with one of these choices from #Guatemala. :-) Shorter hair for me tonight on #KCOY & #KKFX! Barber Shop Vintage, Vintage Men, Vintage Heart, Vintage Style, Vintage Hairstyles, Mens Hairstyles, Vintage Posters, Vintage Photos, Metal Posters

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#Haircut day for me today! I wonder if I should go with one of these choices from #Guatemala. :-) Shorter hair for me tonight on #KCOY & #KKFX!

I fully endorse #Community's creation of #March32nd instead of having #April1st and its #AprilFoolsDay pranks... :-) Greendale, April 1st, Urban Fantasy, Halloween Girl, April Fools, Pranks, The Fool, Cool Gifs, Nerdy

I fully endorse #Community's creation of #March32nd instead of having #April1st and its #AprilFoolsDay pranks... :-)

I fully endorse #Community's creation of #March32nd instead of having #April1st and its #AprilFoolsDay pranks... :-)

I fully endorse #Community's creation of #March32nd instead of having #April1st and its #AprilFoolsDay pranks... :-)

After a record-breaking 95 degree day in many parts of #California's #CentralCoast, this was my #sunset view...one of the prettiest I've ever seen! :-) Central Coast, Sunset Views, Degrees, Records, Favorite Places, Parts

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After a record-breaking 95 degree day in many parts of #California's #CentralCoast, this was my #sunset view...one of the prettiest I've ever seen! :-)

It's taken just over 16 years but my good ol' #car reached 150,000 miles last night! My '77 #Chevy #Nova made it 138,000+ miles until 1998, and my '98 #Honda #Accord is still going strong! I better treat it to an #oil smoothie and a #pedicure (tire rotation) today... :-) Chevy Nova, Honda Accord, Good Ol, Vehicle Gauge, Pedicure, Tire, Smoothie, I Am Awesome, Take That

It's taken just over 16 years but my good ol' #car reached 150,000 miles last night! My '77 #Chevy #Nova made it 138,000+ miles until 1998, and my '98 #Honda #Accord is still going strong! I better treat it to an #oil smoothie and a #pedicure (tire rotation) today... :-)

It looks like we're "Walken On #Sunshine" today! I'll have your First Alert #Weather forecast through next weekend tonight on KCOY Channel 12! :-) #California #CentralCoast Best Puns, Christopher Walken, Funny Puns, Funny Stuff, Funny Things, Nerdy Things, Random Things, Random Stuff, Funny

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It looks like we're "Walken On #Sunshine" today! I'll have your First Alert #Weather forecast through next weekend tonight on KCOY Channel 12! :-) #California #CentralCoast

#Rain is coming to #California's #CentralCoast, and it'll start tonight! Hopefully I'll need to reenact this young #orangutan's leaf-umbrella idea! :-) I'll tell you how long it will last and how much we can expect, and I'll have your #forecast through next week tonight on #KCOY Channel 12! Have a great #weekend! :-) Photography Contests, World Photography, Photography Awards, Wildlife Photography, Animal Photography, Rain Photography, Amazing Photography, Photography Competitions, Digital Photography

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#Rain is coming to #California's #CentralCoast, and it'll start tonight! Hopefully I'll need to reenact this young #orangutan's leaf-umbrella idea! :-) I'll tell you how long it will last and how much we can expect, and I'll have your #forecast through next week tonight on #KCOY Channel 12! Have a great #weekend! :-)

It's hard to have 6 more weeks of winter when we haven't had #winter yet. I'll take 6 weeks of winter, though...we need #rain on #California's Central Coast! :-) #GroundhogDay Happy Groundhog Day, Groundhog Day Movie, Movies Worth Watching, Bill Murray, Music Film, 80s Movies, Comedy Movies, Man Humor

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It's hard to have 6 more weeks of winter when we haven't had #winter yet. I'll take 6 weeks of winter, though...we need #rain on #California's Central Coast! :-) #GroundhogDay

Jason Stiff

It's hard to have 6 more weeks of winter when we haven't had #winter yet. I'll take 6 weeks of winter, though...we need #rain on #California's Central Coast! :-) #GroundhogDay Groundhog Day, When Us, Rain, Mountains, Natural Landmarks, Winter

Natural Landmarks

It's hard to have 6 more weeks of winter when we haven't had #winter yet. I'll take 6 weeks of winter, though...we need #rain on #California's Central Coast! :-) #GroundhogDay

Jason Stiff

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I did my good deed for the day last night. I was sure this marquee had the wrong "premier". I won't hold my breath for the "Best #Meteorologist in a Supporting Speller Role" award, though...it's an honor just to be nominated, really... ;-) #SBIFF2015 Meteorologist, Good Deeds, Last Night, Marquee, Role, Honor, Hold On, Best

I did my good deed for the day last night. I was sure this marquee had the wrong "premier". I won't hold my breath for the "Best #Meteorologist in a Supporting Speller Role" award, though...it's an honor just to be nominated, really... ;-) #SBIFF2015

I did my good deed for the day last night. I was sure this marquee had the wrong "premier". I won't hold my breath for the "Best #Meteorologist in a Supporting Speller Role" award, though...it's an honor just to be nominated, really... ;-) #SBIFF2015

I did my good deed for the day last night. I was sure this marquee had the wrong "premier". I won't hold my breath for the "Best #Meteorologist in a Supporting Speller Role" award, though...it's an honor just to be nominated, really... ;-) #SBIFF2015

I'm sure it's a blizzard of #Instagram photos. Since I'm not on Instagram, I have avoided that electronic blizzard much like parts of the region avoided the actual #blizzard... :-) #blizzard2015 Daily Cartoon, A Cartoon, Funny Cartoons, Funny Memes, England Weather, Tastefully Offensive, Weather Underground, New Yorker Cartoons, Friday Humor

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I'm sure it's a blizzard of #Instagram photos. Since I'm not on Instagram, I have avoided that electronic blizzard much like parts of the region avoided the actual #blizzard... :-) #blizzard2015

Since it's the middle of #winter, I may have to jump in the water today and join the #PolarBearClub!** Here goes nothin'! Woo hoo! **Note: I don't think the fact that it's in the 80s and sunny detracts in ANY way from my inclusion in the aforementioned Polar Bear Club. I must be crazy to try this! What? Why are you looking at me like that? :-) #California #CentralCoast

Since it's the middle of #winter, I may have to jump in the water today and join the #PolarBearClub!** Here goes nothin'! Woo hoo! **Note: I don't think the fact that it's in the 80s and sunny detracts in ANY way from my inclusion in the aforementioned Polar Bear Club. I must be crazy to try this! What? Why are you looking at me like that? :-) #California #CentralCoast

There's nothing like a #beautiful #sunrise to get #motivated on a #Monday! I can't seem to see the sunrise with all this #fog, so I'll just keep moving anyway... :-) Beautiful Sunrise, Fog, Monday, Moving, Beach, Water, Outdoor, Gripe Water

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There's nothing like a #beautiful #sunrise to get #motivated on a #Monday! I can't seem to see the sunrise with all this #fog, so I'll just keep moving anyway... :-)

#Backstrom must be the alternate universe where Dwight Schrute met Dr. #House, roomed with him, and then decided to become a sassy detective instead of living on a farm & selling paper for Dunder Mifflin in Scranton. :-) Dwight Schrute, Dunder Mifflin, Exciting News, New Shows, Arts And Entertainment, Featured Artist, Detective, Portland, Visual Art

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#Backstrom must be the alternate universe where Dwight Schrute met Dr. #House, roomed with him, and then decided to become a sassy detective instead of living on a farm & selling paper for Dunder Mifflin in Scranton. :-)

#Backstrom must be the alternate universe where Dwight Schrute met Dr. #House, roomed with him, and then decided to become a sassy detective instead of living on a farm & selling paper for Dunder Mifflin in Scranton. :-) Gregory House, House Md, Hugh Laurie, Best Tv Shows, Favorite Tv Shows, Favorite Things, Everybody Lies, Licence To Kill

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#Backstrom must be the alternate universe where Dwight Schrute met Dr. #House, roomed with him, and then decided to become a sassy detective instead of living on a farm & selling paper for Dunder Mifflin in Scranton. :-)

#Backstrom must be the alternate universe where Dwight Schrute met Dr. #House, roomed with him, and then decided to become a sassy detective instead of living on a farm & selling paper for Dunder Mifflin in Scranton. :-) Wallpaper 1920x1200, Hd Wallpaper, Wallpaper Awesome, Office Wallpaper, Dwight Schrute Quotes, Dwight Quotes, Wise Words, Words Of Wisdom, The Office Dwight

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#Backstrom must be the alternate universe where Dwight Schrute met Dr. #House, roomed with him, and then decided to become a sassy detective instead of living on a farm & selling paper for Dunder Mifflin in Scranton. :-)

Just saw this today and had to share it...from #California. :-) Have a great #Friday and #weekend everybody! #winter California Winter, California Girls, California Funny, Southern California, California Living, California Dreaming, California Tattoo, Texas Living, California Style

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Just saw this today and had to share it...from #California. :-) Have a great #Friday and #weekend everybody! #winter

In order to hide treats, it looks like the tops of appliances are eliminated. Let's just hope this giant #dog can't open kitchen cabinets, too! :-) Funny Animal Memes, Funny Animal Pictures, Cute Funny Animals, Dog Pictures, Funny Dogs, Hilarious Pictures, Animal Quotes, Dog Quotes, Funny Humor

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In order to hide treats, it looks like the tops of appliances are eliminated. Let's just hope this giant #dog can't open kitchen cabinets, too! :-)

My #hair is shorter & much better now. Kinda the reverse of these #alpacas... Farm Animals, Animals And Pets, Funny Animals, Animal Babies, Animal Funnies, Strange Animals, Vegan Animals, Fur Babies, Pets

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My #hair is shorter & much better now. Kinda the reverse of these #alpacas...