I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance (pensions). I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s licence and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and liqueur stores. The people I hang around with are not afraid of getting pregnant. And I don’t have acne. Life is great!