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Hold the phone. Penis people showers are also interesting. When I shower, I act out scenes from shows, win fake arguments, pretend to be loved by someobe. All while our dick is flopping around, which is annoying.

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These bullet journal ideas are the BEST! They're really helpful for organizing your life and keeping track of your goals. My favorites are the weekly and monthly spreads.

These bullet journal ideas are the BEST! They're really helpful for organizing your life and keeping track of your goals. My favorites are the weekly and monthly spreads.