Now it's not like I want a seagull but I guess I'd have to say I want THIS particular seagull. Why? Because it didn't read the sign hence it broke a rule. It is a rebellious animal. And I love a rebel.
Shoot your alarm clock to turn it off each morning. but wouldn't you have to grab the gun which takes the same time as turning the alarm clock off. and then you'd have to shoot the target when you're half asleep to turn the darn thing off.