Shoot your alarm clock to turn it off each morning. but wouldn't you have to grab the gun which takes the same time as turning the alarm clock off. and then you'd have to shoot the target when you're half asleep to turn the darn thing off.
Don't want to read on your desk and that's fine. The massage bed rest enables you to read comfortably on your bed, with a good arm rest, cup holder etc. Protect your neck when you read in bed, the massaging bed rest, you have nothing to worry about.