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I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called pound sign. And we played TIC-TAC-TOE on that shit.

Well, you know.....

People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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#AlmondMilk vs #NuttJuice  hmmm

I bet the reason it's called "Almond Milk" is because no one could every say "Nut Juice" and keep a straight face. Funny Pictures Of The Day - 50 Pics

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Totally

Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie. It starts out real cool. There's a lot of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies! --Funny stuff, but oddly true.

after watching all the police shows, I think i should just burn you

Four out of five voices in my head think you're an idiot. The other one, is deciding where to bury you.

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