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How to reset your life

Easy answer, you can’t! Oops sorry does that mean you are already going to give up on reading this just like you have given up on everything else? If starting over was as easy as deleting you…

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You're the fucking Titanic, you made me happy for a while, then I tipped your "Iceberg"; and you slowly started killing me. But I held onto you, because you brought me real happiness; I started drowning but I hung on. You didn't care, because I tipped that "Iceberg" so I would drown.

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Try this and see for yourself

They say it only takes 21 days to break a habit and let’s be honest we all have a few, smoking, drinking, complaining etc etc and more importantly our behaviour to ourselves and others! I gue…

To feel good about yourself of people asked said they do this! -To feel good about yourself of people asked said they do this. Cute Cats And Kittens, I Love Cats, Cool Cats, Kittens Cutest, Cute Funny Animals, Cute Baby Animals, Cute Dogs, Funny Cats, Cute Memes

To feel good about yourself 98% of people asked said they do this!

We all go through days, weeks or even months feeling less than great about ourselves it’s life. However you look at it, there is usually only one person who can change it and that’s you…

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Your parents hair determines your hair

What hair your parents have has a large play in what hair you will have, if your mum and dad both have curly hair that is thick as your school friend then chances are your hair will be thick and cu…

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Sit on my face. Please? ❤ Sometimes.. You just want to have your bae sit on your face. ❤ You want them to sit on your face so you can do all sorts of naughty and hot things with your mouth. Right? #naughty #quote #quoteoftheday

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Random questions you don’t ask your OBYN or your hairstylist but I guess why not, give it a try. If you can save 5% and the only catch is you have to go in at a certain time, walking on one l…

You are looking for love in all the wrong places! Work Hairstyles, Party Hairstyles, Funny Quotes About Life, Life Quotes, Funny Life, Finding The One, Celebrity Hair Stylist, Find Someone Who, Looking For Love

You are looking for love in all the wrong places!

If you thought you didn’t deserve love, didn’t deserve affection then it high time you starting being bad! Gone are the cuffs, and it’s all about human contact! So if you thought …

I think it’s safe to say the only thing coming in the mail now are bills, online deliveries and letters from the government. Long gone are the days someone used to drop something in the mail to say… Diy Ripped Jeans, Slim Jeans, Love Fashion, Mens Fashion, Fashion Outfits, Urban Outfits, Cool Outfits, Mens Linen Shorts, Jeans Fabric

What’s app goes down

I think it’s safe to say the only thing coming in the mail now are bills, online deliveries and letters from the government. Long gone are the days someone used to drop something in the mail to say…

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31 Days into 2018, what have you done-You get one life!

It’s Such a common phrase, some people have the best excuses and at times it would be easy to sit down and give up, not try, not put in effort and maybe just maybe most people would. But we a…