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A man slaughtered a big cow, lit the grill and said to his daughter. “Daughter, call our friends and neighbours to eat with us… let us feast!” His daughter took to the street and started shouting.
A man slaughtered a big cow, lit the grill and said to his daughter. “Daughter, call our friends and neighbours to eat with us… let us feast!” His daughter took to the street and started shouting.
A normal person from 20 years ago looks like a monk today. Remembering life before the digital age. And perhaps in 20 years this scatter brained state will look idyllic. We’ve spent a long time pursuing the idea that more information, that more connection leads to more understanding, but it doesn’t.
A normal person from 20 years ago looks like a monk today. Remembering life before the digital age. And perhaps in 20 years this scatter brained state will look idyllic. We’ve spent a long time pursuing the idea that more information, that more connection leads to more understanding, but it doesn’t.
This is too good not to share. I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards 80 what sort of changes he is feeling in himself? He sent me the following: 1. After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my children and my friends, I have now started loving myself. 2. I have realized that I am not “Atlas”. The world does not rest on my shoulders.
This is too good not to share. I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards 80 what sort of changes he is feeling in himself? He sent me the following: 1. After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my children and my friends, I have now started loving myself. 2. I have realized that I am not “Atlas”. The world does not rest on my shoulders.
My husband left his shoes in the middle of the living room floor. I saw them last night—they are hard to miss. He’s a tall guy and he wears big shoes. So, instead of tripping over them, I picked them up and placed them into our closmarriageet.
My husband left his shoes in the middle of the living room floor. I saw them last night—they are hard to miss. He’s a tall guy and he wears big shoes. So, instead of tripping over them, I picked them up and placed them into our closmarriageet.
In 2016, a journalist asked Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, “Is there anyone in the world richer than you?” he asked. Bill Gates replied, “Yes, there is a person who is richer than me.” He then narrated a story. Really Funny Short Jokes, Dirty Jokes Funny, Long Jokes, Funny Jokes And Riddles, Funny Jokes For Adults, Clean Jokes, Blessed Morning Quotes, Morning Quotes Funny, Funny Quotes
In 2016, a journalist asked Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, “Is there anyone in the world richer than you?” he asked. Bill Gates replied, “Yes, there is a person who is richer than me.” He then narrated a story.
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked “Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replied “Well son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand.” Two minutes later the young camel asked “Mom, why do we have these long eyelashes?” Short Funny Stories, Joke Stories, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes To Tell, Best Funny Jokes, Moral Stories
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked “Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replied “Well son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand.” Two minutes later the young camel asked “Mom, why do we have these long eyelashes?”
One of the smartest, perhaps the smartest person on the planet, Kim Ung-Yong, was doing calculus and speaking five languages before age five. By age eight he was doing math at NASA and finished his Ph.D. prior to age fifteen. It’s all a bit over the top. Funny Work Jokes, Daily Jokes, Funny Relationship Jokes, Marriage Jokes
One of the smartest, perhaps the smartest person on the planet, Kim Ung-Yong, was doing calculus and speaking five languages before age five. By age eight he was doing math at NASA and finished his Ph.D. prior to age fifteen. It’s all a bit over the top.
A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled and asked. “Why do people in anger shout at each other?” Funny Picture Jokes, Eye Jokes, Good Jokes To Tell
A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled and asked. “Why do people in anger shout at each other?”
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren’t old enough, and we’ll be more content when they are. After that, we’re frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We Get Married, Story Quotes, Having A Baby, Happy Quotes, Acting, Journey
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren’t old enough, and we’ll be more content when they are. After that, we’re frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.
How can I identify the smartest person in the room? 1- Curiosity: They are always seeking knowledge. They want to know more about the things that others take for granted. 2- Improvising: The ability to think on their feet. When something goes unplanned they are able to adapt quickly. Funny Teacher Jokes, Medical Jokes
How can I identify the smartest person in the room? 1- Curiosity: They are always seeking knowledge. They want to know more about the things that others take for granted. 2- Improvising: The ability to think on their feet. When something goes unplanned they are able to adapt quickly.
Imagine being 75 and you’re sat thinking about your life and how you never went swimming in the sea on a warm night because your thighs jiggled. Imagine realizing you never laughed until you couldn’t breathe because your teeth weren’t straight or white enough. You never embraced the sun on the beach because of the stretch marks on your stomach and your hips. Don't Let, Let It Be, You Never, Meaningful Words, Stretch Marks, Realize
Imagine being 75 and you’re sat thinking about your life and how you never went swimming in the sea on a warm night because your thighs jiggled. Imagine realizing you never laughed until you couldn’t breathe because your teeth weren’t straight or white enough. You never embraced the sun on the beach because of the stretch marks on your stomach and your hips.
My grandmother once gave me a tip: In difficult times, you move forward in small steps. Do what you have to do, but little by little. Grandma Quotes, Moving Forward, Little Things, Easy Workouts, Give It To Me, Shit Happens
My grandmother once gave me a tip: In difficult times, you move forward in small steps. Do what you have to do, but little by little.
Water can overcome rock, even if rock seems stronger. Water persists and is soft and flexible. It takes longer, yet water gets through the hardest of rocks. Water overcomes because it is soft, not because it is tough. Water Me, English Vocabulary Words, Feminine Energy, Overcoming, Flexibility
Water can overcome rock, even if rock seems stronger. Water persists and is soft and flexible. It takes longer, yet water gets through the hardest of rocks. Water overcomes because it is soft, not because it is tough.
Quotations that will guide our lives, expressed in various works by the famous literary writer Lev Tolstoy. 1. “Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.” 2. “If you look for perfection, you’ll never be content.” Funny Marriage Jokes
Quotations that will guide our lives, expressed in various works by the famous literary writer Lev Tolstoy. 1. “Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.” 2. “If you look for perfection, you’ll never be content.”
A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, Impaired, Encouragement, Ministry, Conference, Dynamic
A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said,
She was standing on the sidewalk of Atlantic Avenue with a guitar and a hand-written sign that said: “Let’s sing together.” She began to play. Then a drunk arrived, then another old lady and they began to sing along with her. Husband Jokes
She was standing on the sidewalk of Atlantic Avenue with a guitar and a hand-written sign that said: “Let’s sing together.” She began to play. Then a drunk arrived, then another old lady and they began to sing along with her.
I asked one of my friends who is almost 80 what sort of changes he is feeling in himself? He sent this; After loving my parents, siblings, spouse, children, my friends, now I have started loving me. I just realized that I’m not “Atlas”. The world does not rest on my shoulders. Bar Jokes, Funny Birthday Jokes
I asked one of my friends who is almost 80 what sort of changes he is feeling in himself? He sent this; After loving my parents, siblings, spouse, children, my friends, now I have started loving me. I just realized that I’m not “Atlas”. The world does not rest on my shoulders.
A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. Using a process developed by Helice Bridges of Del Mar, California, she called each student to the front of the class, one at a time. High School Reading, Reading Teacher, High School Teacher, Student Reading, In High School, High School Students, Student Teacher, Funny Long Jokes, Short Jokes
A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. Using a process developed by Helice Bridges of Del Mar, California, she called each student to the front of the class, one at a time.
Here’s the surprising answer of a 6 years old child. Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. Sympathy Card Messages, Irish Wolfhound Dogs, English Shepherd, Motivational Poems, Old Irish, Dog Died
Here’s the surprising answer of a 6 years old child. Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.
Long time ago, There was rich man and his son. Both shared a passion for collecting art. They used to travel around the world together and collect priceless work by Picasso and many other. Man had an satisfaction as his son had trained eyes and sharp business. So, Man knew that he would became as experienced art collector.
Long time ago, There was rich man and his son. Both shared a passion for collecting art. They used to travel around the world together and collect priceless work by Picasso and many other. Man had an satisfaction as his son had trained eyes and sharp business. So, Man knew that he would became as experienced art collector.
Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it. She was tired of fighting and struggling all the time. It seemed just as one problem was solved, another one soon followed. Stories For Kids, Inspirational Life Lessons, Inspirational Quotes, Motivational, Leader Quotes, Money Saving Plan
Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it. She was tired of fighting and struggling all the time. It seemed just as one problem was solved, another one soon followed.
Dov Beer of Mezeritch was asked: ‘Which is the best example to follow? That of the pious man who dedicates his life to God without ever asking why, or that of the erudite man, who tries to understand the will of the Almighty?’ Quick Funny Jokes
Dov Beer of Mezeritch was asked: ‘Which is the best example to follow? That of the pious man who dedicates his life to God without ever asking why, or that of the erudite man, who tries to understand the will of the Almighty?’
There were two fishermen who where close pals. They used to catch fish together on weekends. Since they were busy in their personal work and family, they hardly spend time together. It was a Saturday and they decided to drive to a nearby pond to enjoy their day in fishing. Also, they wanted to have some feast with the fish they catch. Relationship Jokes
There were two fishermen who where close pals. They used to catch fish together on weekends. Since they were busy in their personal work and family, they hardly spend time together. It was a Saturday and they decided to drive to a nearby pond to enjoy their day in fishing. Also, they wanted to have some feast with the fish they catch.
A man went to God and asked, “What’s the value of life?” God gave him a stone and told him to figure out its value without selling it. The man then took the stone to an orange seller and asked about its value. Funniest Short Jokes, First Date Funny, Short Moral Stories
A man went to God and asked, “What’s the value of life?” God gave him a stone and told him to figure out its value without selling it. The man then took the stone to an orange seller and asked about its value.
One day in forest, an old man was roaming around was he saw a little cat struck in a hole. He saw that it was struggling to get out of it very hard but still wasn’t able to get out. So old man thought of helping it and gave a hand to get him out of that hole. But because of fear that cat scratched old man hand. This hurt-ed the man and he pulled his hand screaming with pain. Cute Funny Dogs, Priest Jokes
One day in forest, an old man was roaming around was he saw a little cat struck in a hole. He saw that it was struggling to get out of it very hard but still wasn’t able to get out. So old man thought of helping it and gave a hand to get him out of that hole. But because of fear that cat scratched old man hand. This hurt-ed the man and he pulled his hand screaming with pain.