Farts Are Just Food Ghosts Cross Stitch Pattern by StitchBucket
You can't polish a turd. but you can roll it in (sprinkle it) with glitter.
Serotonin Molecule Cross Stitch Pattern by ShopDeliciousThreads
Chart PDF file includes a colour picture of the finished design and a black and white symbol chart and key listing DMC floss colours Finished
Orchard Cottage - cross stitch kit by Rose Swalwell - A pretty little stone house with apple trees in blossom.