MAC ON...Valentine's Day: 'No. not another North Korean missile test. Have another guess - what's special about today?'
'No wonder my new phone cost £1,000, Daddy. Look at all these apps - what does Taser mean?'
'It took a little persuasion but my husband has agreed to have his prostate checked'
'Oh by the way, two ping pong bats arrived by drone yesterday... why would your mother send those?'
'NO, NO! Not bra support...PASSPORT! Je wants a new British passport. NO, NOT CARPORT! Parlez-vous Anglais, you moron? Wait. Don't hang up!...HELLO, HELLO?'
'Things can't get any worse, Lucinda, dear. The public are saying we are out of touch trying to sabotage Brexit.'
Take a Coffee Break and enjoy the Mail Online's puzzles, crosswords and brain teasers
'Did you hear that?... The sat-nav said:
'Times are changing, Miss Pettigrew, and you're showing too much ankle'
This cartoon by Mac from The Daily Mail relates to news that the Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall (aka, Charles and Camilla) have made their first joint trip on the London Underground to celebrate its 150th anniversary. The...
'Darling. It's British Airways - they've found our lost luggage.'
'Yoohoo, family. Mummy's home from hospital with our new baby - fill her up!'
'It's made a huge difference to my life... instead of the dog, I had my husband microchipped'.