You wanna know how my mother would try to get away with doing this? She'd say, "I didn't stab you... I was busy cutting string." & I'd say, "well, that explains why there's a string attached to the knife." & she say "how could you see me that way?" & I'd say, "cause, in case you forgot, I wasn't born blind." & then she'd laugh. Even though the joke is on her. cause she's the one in the deepest hell of all.